Lao Sue
Caitlin Johnstone- Well they met on Craigslist after decades of failure He moved out of his dad’s house and into her trailer He’d been a virgin for forty-nine years
(Any musicians out there who feel inspired to put this to song are enthusiastically invited to do so. Make any changes to the lyrics you like.)
Well they met on Craigslist after decades of failure
He moved out of his dad’s house and into her trailer
He’d been a virgin for forty-nine years
She had an eye patch and a heart full of tears
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